May 2012
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the-consulting-hedgehog:
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FUCKIN BITCH!!
Last year my mum was in her car picking up a friend from the pub and this dumb bitch runs into her. There is proof on the cctv from the pub and several witnesses. My mum sustained injuries such as whiplash and damage to her wrist which still gives her pain today. And then today she got a letter that this little CUNT IS SUEING MY MOTHER FOR HITTING HER!! IM GONNA KILL THE LYIN WEE COW AND RIP HER...
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Reblog if you love food
neongrapefruit:
Reblog if you're shorter than 5'8.
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blaaaah guys suck, who wants to start collecting...
im waaaayyy ahead of you haha
Anonymous asked: Have you done tumblrdatinggame(.)com yet?
period: WAKE UP ASSHOLE, YOU GOT CRAMPS.
period: How bout an entire chocolate cake for breakfast?
period: How's that back pain? Feeling better? Let's fix that.
period: Corneas glance by a VS magazine on the table. Instantly horny.
period: Find a cookie as big as a house and eat it.
period: See a male specimen of any kind. Instantly horny.
period: Where's your Tic Tac box filled with ibuprofen?
period: Got things to do? Don't care. Sleep.
period: See a female specimen of any kind. Instantly horny.
period: For dinner you're eating an entire bag of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.
period: Breeze blows by. Instantly horny.
period: You didn't like those brand new underwear right?
period: Yell at a puppy.
period: Close eyes and wait for repeat tomorrow.
Mr Macabre: What do you think sex with a “god”... →
mattmacabre:
So i had this question put to me earlier… and here is what i came up with.
Sex with the “God” if popular texts are to be believed would be pretty rubbish, you’d know nothing of it and BOOM pregnant.
Norse Gods:
Thor: well he has a Big hammer but does he have a big nail to go with it? I’m…
Reblog if you think gay marriage should be legal.
pull-the-triggerr:
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kiss-my-sassyness:
HOLY FUCK THE NOTES.
If you’re my follower and you don’t reblog this we have a problem~
HOLY SHIT LOOK AT THE NOTES
you better reblog this.
i can;t
invincibleteenager:
ok so I left my laptop open on my bed with my cat laying next to it and she took pictures of herself. she must have had her paw on the mouse and I already had photobooth up, so
the last one is when i walked back in my room.
like I fucfhsdking caught mY CAT in the act of taking pictures of herself
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Fuck this!
I am sick of my dead sex life!! I want dirty nasty feeling free fucking and I want it now!!!
because i cant put this on facebook im putting it here instead. i am currently very sick. i dont know when or even if i will get better. last night i broke. i snapped so to speak. this is me in the throws of a mental breakdown and frankly i have no idea whats happening or anything. all i know is i ended up in hospital and they sent me home only if i agreed that a psyciatrist could come to my house...
April 2012
156 posts
Goldberg’s depression test
You have reached level 80 on the Goldberg scale. 0 - 9Depression unlikely21 - 35Minor to moderate depression10 - 17Possibly minor depression36 - 53Moderate to severe depression18 - 21On the verge of depression54+Severe depression You are having suicidal thoughts. This is a serious warning sign, and you must seek help quickly.
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